Meet Our Social Media Growth Genie–Gulfam Haider

Hey you… Yes You!

 

(Picks up the mic…leans in)

 

My name is Gulfam, and I’m your Social Media Growth Genie

 

The only difference? 

 

I don’t grant three wishes.

 

I grant MILLIONS of views.

 

I help brands scale beyond belief (even if they’ve never posted an Instagram reel before.)

In fact, just four minutes ago, while I was literally writing this to you, one of my clients’ videos hit 200k views, bringing him a flood of new clients. And that’s a 170k increase from his usual view count.

 

But unfortunately, all of this didn’t happen overnight by simply rubbing some magic lamp.

 

(Hop on the magic carpet…Let’s time-travel a few years back.)

 

My Story:

 

It’s 2023, and I’m standing in the principal room looking like a complete lemon.

Why?

 

The principal think, “He’s not smart enough.” Parents think, “He’s a genetically gifted fighter,” and me?…

                        

                                       I think, “This whole system isn’t for me.”

 

Every day I’m watching guys grinding their butt off to get a degree, then a boring job, and then a measly annual pay raise. (Boooooooo!) 

 

But I knew I wanted something more in life.

 

  • More Freedom.

 

  • More Time with family.

 

  • More Leverage to take random trips on Mondays (I love every second of them).

 

So like all of us…I started researching the Internet.

 

And one day, while I was mindlessly scrolling my life away, I stumbled upon something crazy…

 

Digital Persuasion.

 

“D-I-G-I-T-A-L P-E-R-S-U-A-S-I-O-N”

 

“What does that even mean?” I muttered.

 

After watching that reel three times, it finally clicked.

 

Digital Persuasion = Persuading people through digital devices using proven psychological principles to drive action.

 

Whoof!

 

At that moment, it felt like Aladdin finding the lamp for the first time. (I felt like that, haha)

 

After an hour of staring at the ceiling, having an existential crisis, I finally decided to join the world of the ‘not-so-normal.’”

 

I jumped full-time into the universe of Digital Persuasion, and that’s where my life took a complete 180.

 

Day and night, I studied every marketing book under the sun, whether it’s $100M offers (literally right under my pillow as I’m writing) or Scientific Advertising by Claude Hopkins.

 

You name it, I’ve read it.

 

I hired a mentor, bought courses, binged videos again and again and again until eventually… I found a client! And using everything I’d learned, I added 6,561 subscribers to his YouTube channel and increased his views by 500% in just 60 days.

 

But it didn’t stop there.

 

As the saying goes, “Obsessive learning is obsessive earning.

 

Weeks turned into months, and I continued running on the treadmill of learning.

 

Then one day, something even crazier happened.

 

In the noisy world of the Internet, my results caught the attention of our cheeky founder Kav, and under his guidance, I mastered the forbidden unicorn persuasion principles that acted like steroids to my results.

 

Today, I’m on track to generate 10 million views this year by helping brands scale beyond their beliefs.

 

So here’s the thing:

 

  • You want more clients through your brand.

 

  • You want more views.

 

  • You want more followers.

 

  • And you want to take advantage of the $16 trillion Digital Economy.

 

If that sounds like you, then for the first time ever, I’m ready to hand you my lamp.

 

So what do you say?

 

Do you need a Social Media Growth Genie?

 

If so, contact me here.

 

(Rub the lamp gently to get better results.)

Meet The Author
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Gulfam Haider
I’m Gulfam—A self-proclaimed professional boxer turned social media strategist.. In boxing, my coach always yelled "Lose focus for one second and you get knocked out." But on social media, lose attention = lose sales (No brain damage though, haha). Now, I'm helping clients build a profitable and scalable personal brand through the hidden arts of storytelling and “Digital Persuasion.”
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